Bye Bye Penis!!!

OMG!! Okay i just heard the funniest thing ever and i just had to come and Blog about it okay you ready kiddies? some guy got his dick blown off by a firecracker....a FIRECRACKER....okay i don't think you get it...guys dick...some string or mostlikely tap and a FIRECRACKER!!! okay now that you understand the base line of the halarity here is the full skimmy. okay so this chick that was living with this guy for like two years starts to talk about marrage, and of corse the guy was all no thankyou i'd rather move back in with my exwife right. so when he startes to move his stuff out the disgruntaled chick says "hey lets have a dinner for old times sake" a trap yes but did he see it...hell no the dumb ass eats and drinks himself silly...so silly he passes out drunk to which she takes this opertunity to stertegicly tapes or ties what fassining aperatise she used is up for debate to his unsispecting dick and pop goes the penis. yep she blow him good....lol yes pun intended my god dick blowing jokes are never going to get old. and the laughing insued as soon as i read this off the net and if you dont believe me here is the link.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

Okay so there isnt much i can say to top that....i mean really the guys dick got 86'ed by a firecracker and that puts a whole new meaning to why they banned them here in the Vally lol!!!Well it makes me so happy knowing that some people having more drama then my sister so now the nest time she starts getting crabby i get to say "Hey there are guys getting there dicks blown off by firecrakers in Russa...yea so you think about that next tiem you start going on about how bad your life is" lol omg that is so funny. okay kiddies hope you are well and enjoy the rest of your week!