Bye Bye Penis!!!

OMG!! Okay i just heard the funniest thing ever and i just had to come and Blog about it okay you ready kiddies? some guy got his dick blown off by a firecracker....a FIRECRACKER....okay i don't think you get it...guys dick...some string or mostlikely tap and a FIRECRACKER!!! okay now that you understand the base line of the halarity here is the full skimmy. okay so this chick that was living with this guy for like two years starts to talk about marrage, and of corse the guy was all no thankyou i'd rather move back in with my exwife right. so when he startes to move his stuff out the disgruntaled chick says "hey lets have a dinner for old times sake" a trap yes but did he see it...hell no the dumb ass eats and drinks himself silly...so silly he passes out drunk to which she takes this opertunity to stertegicly tapes or ties what fassining aperatise she used is up for debate to his unsispecting dick and pop goes the penis. yep she blow him good....lol yes pun intended my god dick blowing jokes are never going to get old. and the laughing insued as soon as i read this off the net and if you dont believe me here is the link.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

Okay so there isnt much i can say to top that....i mean really the guys dick got 86'ed by a firecracker and that puts a whole new meaning to why they banned them here in the Vally lol!!!Well it makes me so happy knowing that some people having more drama then my sister so now the nest time she starts getting crabby i get to say "Hey there are guys getting there dicks blown off by firecrakers in Russa...yea so you think about that next tiem you start going on about how bad your life is" lol omg that is so funny. okay kiddies hope you are well and enjoy the rest of your week!

Left for Dead!!!

there was a ed hardy block party and i got invited by default and really i was happy to go. i rode with my sister and her friend Paul and two other friends of ours Veronica and her man Andy. okay so they said to dress to impress so i wore a killer dress with my very cute Betsy Johnson wedges that where the talk of the night mind you. now any woman will know there is such a thing as 10 minute heels and my Betsy heels where one of them, when we got at this party and found flip flops and jeans i was decidable pissed. but as the night went on it was fun but i have to sit because my feet where killing me and i wasn't about to ruin my shoes for anyone. but i meat some nice people while drinking way too many rumin cokes for someone who hasn't drank a real drink for for years.

as i drift sadly into my drunken stupor the people me and my sister went with left for whatever reason and i go back to find my sister. she is no where to be found so i take off my shoes and walked bare foot back to the parking structure and no one is there...right i was alone and very inebriated and i guess i started to cry any how that's what my boyfriend said because i called him and he picked me up really fast. other then the getting left in a different city i had a lot of fun but that's enough excitement for one night if you know what i mean lol. well that's all that happened in my other then bland life as i can see now lol, hope you are are well and have a peachy day!!!

Who Said School is Free?

Well as they say doing nothing feels soooooo gooooooooooooooood! yes laying around with out a care in the world is fucking fantastic!!!! well as i am enjoying my inner loaf i still have a job to do with the magazine every thing else is so peachy and slow moving because there is no school its blissfully awsome! but enough of my lazy days i have this delima to deal with, mom's going in the hospital to get gensued on her neck. but i also have to cover an even that afternoon and of corse i have to go we planed it before moms knife act. i must sound terrible that i have to work but mom said to go so i'll go and get back to her as soon as possible. other then that my life is really boreing and that is so sweet!

O but lissen to this i go to sell me books back at school and mind you i spent 200$ on the fucking things that i never really used and when i sell them back guess what i got.....dont worry i'll waite....yeah your not even close 30$ thirty mesley dollors and its not that i'm not greatful but shit thats terrible. and what gets me is they turn around and sell them for full price next semister and that just makes me want to scream. i feel like we should at the lest get half back what we spent the rich buricratic ass holes! i mean just bending us students over and taking the money right out of our asses...no wonder half the population dont go to college its too fucking expencive and unrealistic in the times we live in...god cant student get a break to? well thats all i had to say hope you are doing well and have a wonderful day kisses!!

Work Work Work!!!!!

No rest for the wicked i suppose, i have been busy yes sir the magazine had me running around like a chicken with its head cut off!! I have been attending events like a student fashion show to cover the event and take pictures and all that. on top of that i have to organize a photo shoot with the winner and all that. all and out it was a great show and i think people missed out...wasn't a really good turn out but it was an achievement any how. i must say the thing was really cool and it was nice of them to include us. it is great exposure for us and them and i am really excited to be shooting the designer's clothing on her models i would imagine it is a dream come true.

school i am happy to report is over with and i couldn't be more happier...god i thought if i had one more week i was going to kill some one or even better myself. ma brain needs a break and i couldn't be more obliged to so. well not a lot else to report truthfully i am just way tired but i will be back to give you more greatest hits of my crazy life soon...kisses babies and i hope you are all well and having a peachy life!

Flying Drunken Jerks!

Have you ever had one of those days where you just wanted to sleep forever? i am sooooooo having one of those days, finals are coming and i cant wait.....God please let it be over already. well life has had its up's and downs and I'm tired with my work!! thought I'd stay home with my painting and that didn't go as well as i thought it would!!! i saw an old friend of mine last night and we got to catching up, and i thought wow it is so weird knowing somone like him or even my adopted sister for as long as we have and still stay in touch. i mean i have known these people since i was a kid, and mind you he was a hyperactive little mean shit!!! i mean he was a real peace of work but then again now he's a laied back pot head lol man he is so funny!!! but yeah i just think its weird maybe i'm being weird lol!!

well the weather sucks here, one minite its hot and i'm sweaty and the next its cold and rainy very confusing and my sinises are going fucking crazy! and what is with these mutinte big ass afircan miscedos that fly around your house like there drunk or something? they are fucking huge and they freak me the fuck out, and they cant be satisfied with being as big as my fucking hand no they have to fly right into your face. yea like i want the mother of all mositos in my fucking face, and there is nothing i can do about them they are in my grand mothers bushes and trees.....i have never been so bitter about trees and folieage in my life. and when theres like a sworm of them camped out on my front portce all i can to is flayle my arms around like a sissy school girl and scream at them to back the fuck off as i try and open my door. i mean what can i do to get them to piss off? i'm not only deeply creeped out by them i'm highly ellergic to them and i'm so paranoyed i scan my room before going to bed to make sure those flying jerks arent in my room!

well i hope you chickadies are well enjoy the rest of your week and i'll try and not napom my house to get ride of my flying mince!